Posts tagged humour
Posts tagged humour
I love this picture. And I love the Mo Farah Running Away From Things site.
In an EXCLUSIVE interview, mega-beaked geriatric Colin “Neil Warnock” Wanker names his Leeds United starting XI for 2012/13
1: Andy Longergan in a Paddy Kenny mask
I needed a pair of hands I can trust. But Paddy’s changed his number and taken out a restraining order. Luckily though, Ken gave me an old Sheff Utd programme and a pound for the photocopier.
2: The Radebe Suite
3: Billy’s Bar
5: The East Stand Boxes
6: The Pavillion
We needed someone as safe as houses at the back. So me and Ken, we splashed out on some buildings. They’re like houses, aren’t they?
4: Michael “Browny” Brown
8: Michael “Browny” Brown’s Nurse
I’ve been a fan of Browny since he kicked that stupid horse in the 1938 cup final, so I was always going to retain his services this season. Especially because Shaun Derry throws eggs at me when I go round his house. But he’s not as sprightly as he used to be, so we got him a nurse. She’ll hold his blanket and point at the players he needs to assault.
Of course, with Brown providing the steel, we need some guile. Danny Pugh said he’d be able to fill in though, until we find some.
11: Ben Fry
I promised to keep Snoddy as our star winger, and I did.
I mean, we sold Robert Snodgrass to Norwich to pay for the Ken Bates statue and my nippy new electric wheelchair, but I was at a Slade tribute gig and their frontman Snoddy Holder looked alright.
Anyway, I’ll be trying to avoid the ball touching the floor in midfield, so we needed someone who’s used to everything going over his head. Ben seemed like the natural choice.
Ha, sorry about that. My little joke. It’ll probably be Becchio or something. Unless Norwich want him too. Is it time for Countdown yet?
Looks like I’m not alone in my dislike of James Corden’s abilities.
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Our foreign footballer with a silly nickname is far superior to Scum’s. #lufc #mufc
Beware the fury of Hovercat - part hovercraft, part cat.
Penny has been a real bitch since inventing that hovercraft. Marcus wasn’t the first to notice this.
Adam (@ramb085) on the Rapture, scheduled for May 21st by religious nutbags with a tenuous grip on reality.
He then went on to say “[the bible] was wrote by some fucking crackheads back in the day. Why believe it now?”
And the worst mental image of the day, courtesy of The Grauniad.
Statesman, Spy, Stud. Putin’s on a crusade.
Football Teams I Hate. #mufc #cfc #nufc #lfc
Could probably be expanded to cover all teams that aren’t Leeds…